If you aren't storming a castle to the most dramatic cover in cinematic history, don't even talk to me! The Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders) is giving us the performance of a lifetime while Shrek ...

“Just as Fairy Godmother draped herself across the piano, I pulled my girlfriend to my lap and started to finger her rhythmically to the beat of the music, plunging my pointer finger in and out as ...