The Bill Belichick/Jordon Hudson story has officially reached the point at which new developments read like a game of drunken Mad Libs.

Bill Simmons and Pablo Torre embraced debate on Tuesday, battling wits beneath the gleaming lights of The Ringer's studio.The main topics of choice: Their recent beef and Bill Belichick's dating life.

Torre has reported in recent weeks on his “Pablo Torre Finds Out” podcast that the Tar Heels banned Hudson from their facilities, which the program later denied, along with allegations of Hudson trying to work her way into a commercial while showing up in a bikini.